intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via followingstardust)

Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil.
— (via voodoofingers)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via sometimearedhead)


missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via luvgoon)

c0ffeekitten:

Ask your doctor if cats are right for you