takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

yasmeenempire I fucking love this!

(via lezbehonestmvp)

(via luvgoon)


ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via luvgoon)

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via thehouseatr3n3corner)